I don’t know why but the gifs a pretty decent so whatever.
I’m totes opening up commissions later. But now I need sleep really fucking desperately.
every time i see that one “imagine ur otp dancin and one of them whispering the lyrics gently in the ear of teh other” post im just like
don’t ever let tumblr make you believe that
- mages are any less deserving of rights
- you can’t turn into a giant spider
- fine dwarven crafts come from anywhere other than orzammar
This is my classical animation film. It’s about a guy who has to get out of the shower multiple times to answer the phone. Basically, I said “if I’m going to have to draw the same thing every day for the next 4 months, I might as well make it something I want to draw.” Hence all the muscles and stuff. Hope you like it (please share it if you do).
"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"
shit man how long has tumblr been around
no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken
NSFW. Contains xeno-genitalia, pailing, hornsmut and a lot more consent than blackrom tends to get. Thanks to 9. in this meme post.
Also this got to over four thousand words holy goddamn fuck no wonder it took me most of the night to write this. But yeah this is no short oneshot you’re in for the long haul.
On the plus side, yay I managed to both sustain and conclude a vague sort of plot. This is new to me. Reviews are welcome and encouraged.
Considering how much you teased each other about each other’s taste in movies, it turns out to be the best hobby for the two of you to bond over. And as co-friendleaders (or just co-leaders, as Karkat calls you both) you really should be bonding. Every Wednesday night (or what you’ve been assuming is Wednesday night since there’s no real nighttime/daytime or actual days in the Veil) is movie night for the two of you where you choose two human movies and Karkat chooses two troll movies and you both are surrounded by a sickening amount of sweets and popcorn while you watch all four back to back.
You favour action movies while Karkat favours romcoms. There’s some variety, but those are your default genres. But since trolls don’t seem to have a single romcom that’s only about flushed romance you have inadvertently being receiving lessons in quadrants. You understand them better than when Karkat initially explained them but your grasp is still pretty terrible.
"What’s with all the close ups on horns?"
what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like
"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"
and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes
"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"
and then in the aftermath someone’s like
"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"
and it just keeps going through the whole movie
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
That’s actually a really awesome picture and title lol.