nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
i’ve been waiting for this
WHAT. IS. HAPPENING.
I think I’m dying.
I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing
Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing
and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING
STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P
See I’m reblogging specifically because I assumed this was about a hella gay asexual so…
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
theres hundreds of dating websites but where are the find friends websites
It’s an asexual dating and social networking site for people seeking some sort of nonsexual relationship, including friendship.
If I see one more thing characterizing jake as an asshole I am going to kick someone in the balls I swear to god.
Jake lived on a fucking island with nothing but movies for years, had an abusive relationship that he literally had to run away from to escape, blames himself for most of the things that happened, and wants nothing but to have his friends again and be happy, and people still DARE characterize him as a FUCKING ASSHOLE because these strider fans are fucking ABUSE APOLOGISTS who don’t want any blame on their poor babbu dirky pie. istg I want to kill something
I don’t dislike the striders I dislike apologists fucking hell
I like to characterise Jake as an arsehole.
If it helps, Jake always has to be a very clueless arsehole to me (the whole rude’arrogant and literally doesn’t realise it thing) and I’m hella of the opinion that both English and Strider where in the wrong with fucking up their relationship. (I guess we had a biased recount? but mostly it seemed Strider was way too clingy and English was way too distant. Though there’s also all of Strider’s manipulative fuckery so…)
But to be fair I characterise all the alpha kids as arseholes, really. Roxy probably gets the best treatment.
I just like the idea of them all being hella dysfunctional. Especially in contrast with hyper-functional beta kids.
do you see this color right here?
this color’s hex number is #4bec13
that is all
HOLY SHIT YES
Since my post about getting drunk and playing Skyrim seemed to be so popular, I got drunk again last night and played The Sims. I’ll be honest, the whole ordeal felt like trying to catch lightning in a bottle and I really don’t think it holds up to the Skyrim post, and I never really found that funny to begin with. But what the fuck do I know, here’s what happened.
if you identify as cis but haven’t actually taken time to sit down and examine and analyze your gender identity, it’s probably time to do that otherwise you’ve just given in to society forcing a significant part of your identity upon you.
if someones comfortable with their gender identity to the point that its not even on their mind then theres no need for them to analyse it
as someone who basically identifies as cis i think it’s very much important to examine your gender identity. it might lead to small things: e.g. after i did that i stopped shaving because i realized that i wasn’t doing it for myself. further, i’ve stopped seeing my own face as a gendered thing and this makes it easier for me to be respectful of the identities of others, and easier to be happy with the meatsack i live in. i think that it’s very important for cis people to consider what aspects of gendered existence we hold sacred. peeing in a segregated space? if so, why? i mean this is exactly the kind of question trans communities have been trying to get us to deal with forever and i think that answering it on a cultural level will come with exactly the type of introspection that OP is asking for.
some of the best advice i’ve got in college so far is “make strange what is comfortable” and hey, after you take it apart, you can put it right back together again if that’s what makes you happy but it’s still important to evaluate why you perform your gender the way you do and what rituals are essential to that? why are they essential? are they worth perpetuating? the answer might not always be yes EVEN for people comfortable with the label of their gender assigned at birth