So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
…..someone do the thing.
team charge 4 life!
A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.
oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
>say i’m taking a break from drawing
>proceed to draw rose in t5 warlock gear literally the next day
man i cant even “take a break” properly???? dang
I HOPE THIS IS STILL RELEVANT, IT TOOK ME FOUR DAYS TO UPLOAD IT SO YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE IT
Jade Strider - Witch of Time
John Lalonde - Heir of Light
Dave Harley - Knight of Space
Rose Egbert - Seer of Breath
I’d prefer it if it was Dave Egbert and Rose Harley, but those feel kinda common already?
Would totally pan out as a doomed universe/timeline if I ever wrote this.
A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom