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May 22, 2013
...Hannibal Fic Rec List (will add more as I find them)
Here are a few of my bookmarks from AO3 so far:
Therianthropy by azrielen (this one is a personal fave)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Additional Tags: Animal Play, Light BDSM, Collars, Leashes, Leather Kink, There is not any actual sex in this., Oops., Psychoanalysis, Emotional Manipulation, I feel like every Hannibal fic ever should be tagged with emotional manipulation.
Summary: THERIANTHROPY [theer-ee-AN-thruh-pee] noun. the state of being partly bestial and partly human in form. Will Graham’s process is not working. Hannibal can help.La Maison Rouge by Randstad
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Summary: Hannibal starts to show up at Will’s house at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, killing two birds with one stone: cooking is one of his many passions, and, honestly, Will Graham is climbing up the list.House Music by luvkurai (I rlly like aus ok)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Additional Tags: Gay Bar, University AU, Don’t ask me why Hannibal is in this club, I just really wanted to write them flirting with each other…
Summary: University friends pressure closet homosexual Will to go to a gay club with them. He meets a very well-dressed man with a sexy accent.Off the Rack by plingo_kat
Rating: General Audiences
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Summary: “Dear Will,” Hannibal says, and Will knows — knows — that this isn’t going to end well. “This is not an invitation to an office party. Do you have plans for the rest of the day?”Like you never had wings by ohfreckle
Rating: Mature
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Additional Tags: Shaving, Bloodplay, Possessive Behavior
Summary: Will falls in love watching Hannibal wrist-deep in a man’s body, smeared with blood.Something inside Will clicks into place during those few seconds he locks eyes with Hannibal, like he *knows* him on an intimate, profound level. It’s a connection he can’t place, didn’t even know that it was missing all this time until he feels the void of its absence filled.
Tags: hannibalfan fic rechannibal fanfic rechannibal nbc
May 21, 2013
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Captain Holly Short for asparkofdecency, in exchange for her watching Supernatural.
Oh the things I do for Destiel. (though I’m glad to be contributing some art to the AF tag)
Tags: captain holly shorthollyholly shortartemis fowl
∞Hannibal Drinking Game
The food is people: Take a shot
"This is my Design": Take a shot
Cannibalism puns: Take a shot
Jack mentions Miriam: Take a shot
Hannibal is gay at Will: Take a shot
Will hears spooky sounds: Take a shot
Will has a nightmare: Take a shot
Will's underwear: Take a shot
Hannibal's suit is plaid: Take a shot
Tags: I will have the whole season and play this drinking game with friendsI must locate friends that like Hannibaland will get drunk and laugh at it with mehannibalhannibal nbcdrinking gamehannibal drinking game
∞Tags: if you look really closely you can see just how little we give a fuckaustralianewsaustralian newsdinosaur
...can we please entertain the idea that maybe hannibal purposely sent will to interview tobias because tobias had already told him he would kill the cops that went to check on him and he also knew that hannibal is a serial killer so hannibal couldn’t probably risk tobias getting caught if he didn’t want his cover blown up (because even if will wouldn’t want to see it he would definitely check and he would find something)
so maybe hannibal just wants to step up the game with will just a little bit or maybe just gain more of will’s trust by killing a serial murderer that tried to kill him.
on any way, i’m sure that he knew that either tobias or will were going to die, but not both of them. And i’m also sure that it had more to do with his mind games than his actual concern for will
i mean he does want will’s friendship, undoubtedly, but let’s not expect him to want to win that friendship on a healthy, normal way
he fucking eats people ok
let’s not forget that
I was really seriously analysing this then I got to “he fucking eats people ok, let’s not forget that” and had to stop to laugh for a bit. (I was not expecting that conclusion okay).
More on topic:
Okay I totally think Hannibal sent Will completely on purpose - we do all remember the “I think you’re the weasel under the house” line, right? Now what a perfect test to see if Will really can be the Weasel that noms on the snake. Hannibal clearly doesn’t like Tobias (bluntly rejecting his friendship while cautiously courting friendship with Will). Hannibal still has Tobias as a threat.
So instead of disposing of Tobias himself (which, depending on Franklin, has a chance of being figured out) he sends Weasel Will after Snake Tobias. He knows there’s a good chance that Tobias could kill him - but then again if Tobias beats Will then it just proves that Will wasn’t worth any more of Hannibal’s time.
Yes Hannibal was worried that Will had died - I don’t think he predicted Tobias coming to find him afterwards (he was most likely hoping that Tobias would force Will into a position of having to kill again, thus there’d be no Tobias afterwards at all). Hannibal wasn’t worried out of empathetic concern or anything though - Hannibal finds Will highly entertaining and worth exploring. He’s concerned that he was wrong [about Will] and/or that someone took his favourite toy away from him. Not a healthy concern according to typical human social behaviour.
So yeah basically:
Pitching Will and Tobias against each other was totally a test. Hannibal totally did it on purpose.
Also please don’t judge Hannibal by the baseline of acceptable human social behaviour. He is not only a cannibal but a psychopath. His psychology is (by definition) significantly different from typical psychology.
Tags: I'm really glad I don't get woobie!Hannibal on my dashalso the amount of fluff in the Hannibal fandom is shocking and frustratinghannibalhannibal lecterwillwill grahamtobiashannibal nbcspoilersfromageS1E7
∞I’m supposed to be asleep and I will be in a sec but I have to reblog this because this is almost exactly what I imagine Wesley to actually look like.
(Like the hair and stubble and yeah. Also the shrug xD)
(But, like, maybe looking more 40’s and less 20’s/30’s? idk I fail at ages)
(via starksexual)
Tags: wesleywesley sazeracheaven falling rpjames mcavoy
...what if a skrull pretended to be mystique
what if mystique pretended to be a skrull
stop you guys are giving me a headache
(via foolish-icarus)
Tags: yeah but what ifwhatif???mystiqueskrullshapeshiftermmarvelmarvel comicsmystery
...what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
I’m waiting for trans* people who are more angry than me to find this.
(Source: vvumblr, via bustyasianbeauties-notporn)
Tags: because it's not misogynist to call people with vaginas people with vaginascis womentonguesfingerspeople with vaginas
∞Here is the thing I can’t stop thinking about with what’s happened here in Minnesota over the course of the past week: the display of support in the Twin Cities was staggering. The level of f*cks not given to those who might be offended by this acknowledgement of equal rights under the law was amazing.
But mostly, mostly. I think about a queer kid, riding in the back of her parents’ car seeing the city lit up like this. Maybe she hasn’t come out yet, maybe she’s been bullied, at home, at school, for being who she is. I can only imagine what seeing this would mean. And then I get teary and proud all over again.
Way to go, Minnesota. Who’s next?
I’m sorry to bring this into fictional land, but I just wanted to show this to my Ezekiel!muse so he could have a moment of sad/happy.
It’s his homestate after all and it’s finally letting him get married.
Also, way to go Minniesota.
(via becauseforoncethisisme)
Tags: since only Tristan legally exists it's not like he exactly has to chose eitherezekielezekiel mathesonheaven falling rpequal rights
...Tags: also can I have the same privledge please?buttsme
...you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
This makes me so sad. Our money is so boring.
*rolls around in colourful monies*
Tags: you have no idea how special green money is to usexcept everyone hates getting greensbecause some shops don't like to give change for itmoneyaustralia
May 20, 2013
...I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to buy Tumblr
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left
And they’re cannibals

(via deerstalkers-are-cool)
Tags: bitch we might behannibalfandomstumblryahoo
∞Arthur Conan Doyle: Trying to see how little fucks he can give about a series of books before people start to notice.
To those who write to me saying that Holmes did not fall and that he didn’t write to John out of empathy: I’m afraid I have to disagree.
He did fall, at least a short distance. He hit a ledge part way down the falls and was attacked by Moran (who was throwing rocks and not shooting him, which as his central ability raises a whole different question on continuity) in attempts to make him fall the whole way.
The book is never explicitly clear as to his reasons for abandoning Watson, but he certainly never says it was just to protect him: more to keep the investigation simple and not to bother him.
Either way, Watson’s immediate forgiveness of Holmes’ deceit is considered one the laziest and most out of character events in literature.
And that’s really saying something.
HR
No part of this is unfunny, no part.
Tags: *brb - laughing*I shit you notsir conan arthur doylesherlock holmesthe reichenbach fallfunnyhumour
...Wtf is even a yowie
haha non-australians
Tags: you have no idea how much of my laugh can be summed up as Haha non-australiansaustraliayowie
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